Uncle Tony told me something today…
I don’t think you should listen to what Uncle Tony says. Eat your cereal.
What did he tell you bud?
He told me you and Mummy were superheroes.
Did he now?
Well, that’s Uncle Tony for you.
I know. I told him your weren’t cool enough to be superheroes. He agreed.
I won’t touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you slowly, intimately, in every way he knows you fear. And then he’ll wake just long enough to see his good work. And when he screams, I’ll split his skull. That is my bargain, you mewling quim!
And thus, my OTP prospered officially…